Dylan Sparrow is a New York City-based human male. He talks, sings, plays instruments, writes songs, draws pictures, and types out thoughts. On occasion, he performs Herculean feats of abstract reasoning. Other times, he sleeps for several hours. 

He has fronted the self-proclaimed “fire music” ensemble Giggle the Ozone for over a decade. He has had his drawings displayed in well-guarded compounds across the tri-state area. His writings have been read by a host of people. He has a radio show that’s supposed to be about video game music, but is actually a cry for help. He does other things, but this is a bio, not an auction.