Dylan Sparrow (it) is a New York City-based life form. It talks, sings, plays instruments, writes songs, draws pictures, and publishes books. On occasion, it performs Herculean feats of abstract reasoning. Other times, it sleeps for several hours. 

It fronted the punk band Giggle the Ozone for about 20 years. Currently, it fronts the graphene band Uppity, with a new recording swiftly forthcoming.

It has had its drawings displayed in well-guarded compounds across the tri-state area. Its writings have been read by a host of people. It had a radio show that was supposed to be about video game music, but ended up being a cry for help. It does other things, but this is a bio, not an auction.